just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
If I want someone, they don't want me. If someone...
I just made a goat noise because I was feeling really emotional. Step aside, Taylor Swift.
Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well?
drarna: the bible says adam and eve not uggs and shorts
doll-ballet: It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot
me at the end of the semester
an open letter to yahoo
aiclan: fix the tumblr video player and you can buy any fucking website you like
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
thehobodad: For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
prbuick11: creepingmonsterism: Plot twist: Disney buys Tumblr. Disneys new princess is a blogger